Funny Quotes / Friends

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.