Funny Quotes / Friends

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friends are our chosen family.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.