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An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship is the key to everything

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends are our chosen family.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.