You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.