A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship is the key to everything

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.