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Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.