Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Our craziness made us best friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.