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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.