Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends are our chosen family.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.