Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.