Funny Quotes / Friends

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.