Funny Quotes / Friends

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.