Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
Friendship is the key to everything
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।