Funny Quotes / Friends

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.