Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad