Funny Quotes / Friends

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends are our chosen family.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.