Funny Quotes / Friends

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends are our chosen family.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.