Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

All the best people are crazy.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.