Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

All the best people are crazy.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.