Funny Quotes / Friends

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is the key to everything

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।