Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.