Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.