Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

All the best people are crazy.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.