Life is Short – Talk Fast!
My life is hard so stop making it harder and get out of my life
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
कैसी🤔 मनहूस ❌द्यड़ी🕒 थी। जब उससे🙆🏻 Aankhen👀 लड़ी थी ।Dil 😍😘❤मेरा 💁🏻♂डोल🙈 गया था WO😇 एेसी sOni😘 KuDi👰🏻 थी।
"नाज़ुक लगते थे जो लोग ! वास्ता पड़ा तो पत्थर के निकले !!"
When life gives you lemon . . . . accept it silently cos you might be having Vitamin C deficiency
जब औरत खुद अपनी सबसे अच्छी दोस्त बन जाती है, ज़िन्दगी आसान हो जाती है.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If people were like rain, I was like drizzle and she was a hurricane.
Follow your dreams…except for that one where you’re naked at work.
Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.
I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, ‘Come on over. There’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
क्यों ना गुरुर मैं अपने आप पर,, मुझे उसने चाहा जिसके चाहने वाले हज़ारों थे..
If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
In 1st grade when someone was in an argument the solution was to say sorry. Now that you’re in 11th grade, the solution is to transfer schools.
I only drink alcohol when I am alone or with someone else.
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.
Did you fall? No I attacked the floor… Backwards? I’m just that talented.:)
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
"आँसुओ का कोई वज़न नहीं होता ! लेकिन निकल जाने पर मन हल्का हो जाता है !!
"जहां कभी तुम हुआ करते थे ! वहां अब दर्द होता है !!"
Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
Is the glass half empty or half full? Neither, it’s just the wrong size!
सभी के साथ विनम्र रहिये, पर कुछ के साथ ही घनिष्ठता बनाइये, और इन कुछ को भी पूर्ण विश्वास करने से पहले अच्छी तरह से जांच लीजिये
You’re just jealous cos the voices only talk to me.