I don’t believe in superstition because it brings bad luck!

It’s recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.

कुछ तुम कहो, कुछ हम कहे,और एक कहानी बन जाये एक रोज़ पड़ेंगे लोग इन्हे , और मिसालें हमारी बन जाये

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

मित्रता एकमात्र सीमेंट है जो कभी भी विश्व को जोड़े रख पायेगा.

The love we give away is the only love we keep.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.

"मैदान में हारा हुआ इंसान फिर भी जीत सकता है ! लेकिन मन से हारा हुआ इंसान कभी नहीं जीत सकता !!

अपने Whatsapp पर मत इतरा Pagli, जितने तेरे Friend है, उतने तो हमारे Anytime Online रहते है?

Homework is killing trees, stop the madness!

A truthful man doesn’t need a good memory, but a lair does.

I want to kill the hottest person alive… But suicide is a crime!

The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

Why is it called a walkie- talkie if a vacuum cleaner isn’t called a pushy- sucky?

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

पगली‬ जितनी तेरे शरीर मे हड्डिया‬ है, उससे जादा तो कोलेज‬ मे सेट मुझसे ‪लडकिया‬ है.

"रिश्तें उन्ही से बनाओ ! जो निभाने की औकात रखते हों !!"

"अगर आपको हारने से डर लगता है तो ! जीतने की इच्छा कभी मत करना !!"

During surgery: “A screwdriver?. This can’t be right.”

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher. But behind a failed student….. A beautiful teacher !!!

Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I’m getting fat!

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

"अभी से वो होना शुरू कीजिये ! जो आप भविष्य में होंगे !!

Music is my drug, YouTube is my dealer.:)

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

In the beginning, God created idiots. This was for practice. Then he created customer service.