It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

If you don’t know where you are going, you’ll end up someplace else.

A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.

My body is a temple where junk food goes to worship

There is a light at the end of every tunnel…just pray it’s not a train!.

तू ‎chatting किसी से भी कर ले ‎Pagli‬ पर, मुझे‬ पता है तू ‎Setting‬ तो मुझसे ही करना चाहती है.

A man and his wife have to go to a doctor. The doctor asks, “Do you share the same blood group?” The husband replies, “We must by now. She’s been sucking my blood for years.”

"ज़्यादातर लोग उतने ही ख़ुश रहते हैं ! जितना वो अपने दिमाग़ में तय कर लेते हैं !!

Submitted by: Bonface stom on April 23, 2010

"इंतेज़ार करने वालो को सिर्फ उतना मिलता है ! जितना कोशिश करने वाले छोड़ देते है !!"

बहुत दिनों बाद तेरी महफ़िल में कदम रखा है , मगर नजरो से सलामी देने का तेरा अंदाज़ नही बदला

When we are in love we seem to ourselves quite different from what we were before.

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue.

Death, taxes and childbirth! There’s never any convenient time for any of them.

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Bet you didn’t notice the the word ‘the’ has been said twice. :)

काश मैं भी इतना 🤗 काबिल तो बन जाउ ताकि मैं अपने बहन के हर 😣 दुःख को चुरा सकू बीना कुछ बोले।

Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.

I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted – stay up all night or eat ice- cream straight out of the container.

If people were like rain, I was like drizzle and she was a hurricane.

The more one judges, the less one loves.

. "मोहब्बत सच्ची हो तो लौट कर ज़रूर आती है ! खैर छोड़ो सब कहने की बाते हैं !!"

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

From great power comes a great electricity bill.

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness.

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.