I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”.

Why do people try park as close as the can to the entrance when they go to the gym to work out?

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Is your refrigerator running? Well if so you better go catch it.

"दर्द मुझको ढूंढ़ लेता है रोज़ नए बहाने से ! वो हो गया वाक़िफ़ मेरे हर ठिकाने से !!"

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

कहानी नहीं जिंदगी चाहिए.. तुझसा नहीं तू चाहिए!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do? Boy: Easy, stop imagining.

“There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.”

If the batteries in our T.V remote are dead … Why do we keep pushing the button until our fingers hurt ?

मैं इश्क़ हूँ , तू ज़िद्द है , मैं तुझमें हूँ , तू मुझमें है !!

"किस्मत मौका देती है ! लेकिन मेहनत सबको चौंका देती है !!"

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

"खुद की तरक्की में इतना वक़्त लगा दो ! कि किसी दूसरे की बुराई करने का वक़्त न मिले !!"

I don’t drive FAST, I FLY SloWLy.

I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!

Don’t do drugs kids. There’s a time and place for everything. It’s called college.

मजा चख लेने दो उसे गेरो की मोहबत का भी,इतनी चाहत के बाद जो मेरा न हुआ वो ओरो का क्या होगा।

True skill comes without effort.

Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

Make it idiot- proof, and someone will make a better idiot!\

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness.

"जल्दी सो जाया करो दोस्तों ! यूँ रातभर जागने से मोहब्बत लौट कर नहीं आती !!"

एक दिल ही तो था जो सिर्फ हमारा था, बातों बातों में तुमने इसे भी चुरा लिया !

"काम ऐसा करो की नाम हो जाए ! या फिर नाम ऐसा करो कि सुनते ही काम हो जाए !!"

Knock Knock… Umm You don’t have to knock, they are things called doorbells these days..

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.