When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.

When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.

तुम बदले तो मजबूरियाँ थी… हम बदले तो बेवफ़ा 😥 हो गए…!

I’d do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less

If you think the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you should probably water your lawn.

Who invented Mondays, I’d like to have a word with him.

Don’t trouble the trouble unless the trouble troubles you…if you trouble the trouble ..the trouble will double trouble you.

Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.

ऐसी है मौजूदगी मेरे दिल के अंदर तेरी मैं जहाँ कहीं भी जाऊं तुम मेरे साथ रहते हो

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

यूँ तो मेरी रूह तलक को छु चुके हो तुम, फिर भी माथे को चूमना सुकून दे जाता हैं..!

तुम्हें एहसास ही नही कितना इश्क़ है तुमसे बस रोज थोड़ा और तुमसे जुड़ते जाते हैं हम.

We’ve had some problems and after a while decided to go for marriage counseling. And despite my initial reservations, I must say we got some excellent advice. Like, I should treat my wife as I did when we started dating. So last week I took her to the cinema. Then I dropped her off at her parents!

ऐसे ना देखो हमें जाम उतर जाएगा, मोहब्बत का असर है दीवाना बहक जाएगा!

I don’t understand why funeral has the word “Fun” in it.

Toilet paper: highly useful, yet inappropriate as a gift.

अकेले ही गुज़रती है ज़िन्दगी ! लोग तसल्लियाँ तो देते है पर साथ नहीं !!

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

I never hold a grudge. As soon as I get even with the son- of- a b*tch, I forget it.

I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

अगर आप पता लगाना चाहते हैं कि सच्चा दोस्त कौन है, गड़बड़ कर दीजिये और मुसीबत के दौर से गुजरिये….फिर देखिये कौन आपके साथ टिका रहता है.

I got all dewy eyed when I saw my husband looking at our marriage certificate for half an hour. Then I found out he’s been looking for an expiry date.

Women’s weapon, water- drops.

उस पगली ने पूछा कौन सी दुनिया में जी रहे हो, हमने कहा दुनिया का पता नही बस तुम्हे देख कर जी रहे हैं

Suno…. नन्हा सा दिल ❣️भले ही हो ….. पर उसमें जगह बहुत है तुम्हारे लिए !! ~•£”Love you Forever”£~•❤️

Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.

“Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.”

: मित्र वो होता है जो आपको जाने और आपको उसी रूप में चाहे.