Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.