Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.