Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.
शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
All the best people are crazy.
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.