Funny Quotes / Friends

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.