Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends are our chosen family.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.