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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Our craziness made us best friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends are our chosen family.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.