Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.