When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
All the best people are crazy.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.