Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.