Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

All the best people are crazy.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.