Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends are our chosen family.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.