Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is the key to everything

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.