My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Our craziness made us best friends.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.