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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

All the best people are crazy.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।