Funny Quotes / Friends

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.