Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship is the key to everything

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.