Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।