Funny Quotes / Friends

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.