Funny Quotes / Friends

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!