Funny Quotes / Friends

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.