Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Our craziness made us best friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।