Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is the key to everything

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.