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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।
जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.