Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.