Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

All the best people are crazy.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.