Funny Quotes / Friends

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।