Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.