The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.