A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.