Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.