Funny Quotes / Friends

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.